
An unstable Robin Williams, a tattooed, dark-haired Jessica Chastain, and a misleading Tom Cruise headline this week’s featured home releases.

An unstable Robin Williams, a tattooed, dark-haired Jessica Chastain, and a misleading Tom Cruise headline this week’s featured home releases.

“I loved you in A Christmas Story, by the way.”
In the end credit sequence, the words, “Tony Stark will return” pop up on the screen which is appropriate, as Iron Man 3 is very much a story about the man inside his reinforced alter-ego. Since the climactic battle at the conclusion of The Avengers, Stark is at his most vulnerable. He suffers from post traumatic stress disorder, occurring from his near-death escape from the intergalactic wormhole. As you do. His panic attacks are sudden and distressing. For a man that has battled gods, swarms of aliens, and metallic monsters, a psychological disorder seems beneath him.

Ahh, to be a fly on the wall at the Marvel Studios office. Once can only imagine the conversations that led to the release of Shane Black’s Iron Man 3. It’s true that Iron Man 2 slightly underperformed, both financially and critically, but considering the miracle that Jon Favreau had achieved with the franchise up until that point, the decision to replace him (or not pay him enough to return) for IM3 was a confusing one. On top of that, they opted to bring in yet another out of the box helmer.

Let’s talk about sex, baby. Never one to shy away from controversy, Lars von Trier–the guy who helmed films about Björk, depression, and child loss and genital mutilation–has a new film coming out, but it sounds like you’re going to have to be able to handle Shia LeBoeuf in weird positions if you want to watch.

Lets start first with the premise. Deep-sea aliens surface are wrecking havoc on the world. To fight this menace, humans build enormous mechanical creatures that connect with their dual human drivers by a sort of cerebral bond. Then they play Dance Dance Revolution and punch and shoot lasers and missiles.

“The bike’s part of the family.”
Harper Lee famously wrote, “You can choose your friends, but you sho’ can’t choose your family, an’ they’re still kin to you no matter whether you acknowledge ‘em or not, and it makes you look right silly when you don’t.” In The Place Beyond the Pines, Luke Glanton (Ryan Gosling) is a nomadic shadow, a folk hero of the eccentric. His absurd clothes and chaotic tattoos tell the story of his life and his process. His introduction is a close-up of a toned torso; the camera follows closely behind as he makes his way towards his motorcycle and a death-defying stunt. The anonymous crowd cheers. This place and these people are his kin.

Emma Watson, co-star of the 798 (it seems) Harry Potter films, has made some great choices after the magical behemoth. A smaller part in My Week with Marilyn was proceeded by the terrific, The Perks of Being a Wallflower. Now, she’s teamed up with Sofia Coppola, a director who in the past has done quite well for the careers of young starlets.

Yeah, it’s early, but the scale already seems larger, right? The 2011 original dealt with some daddy issues and a large, faceless robot; this one has an elf army, a large ship careening onto shore, and what appears to be a love triangle between Sif, Thor and Natalie Portman’s Jane Foster.

Before Sunrise/Sunset are two of my favorite films. It’s such a boring, simple concept, but the writing is superb. I was hooked as soon as Jesse started to talk to Celeste on the train. We’re on the third film now and I’m even more intrigued to find out what’s happening with the long anticipated lovers.

Nicholas Winding Refn has moved from automobiles to bareknuckle boxing, but Ryan Gosling is still around, along with some flashy, neon colors. The first trailer was great; MVP honors going to Kristen Scott Thomas, clearly. If nothing else for having the gall to say she could possibly abort Gosling.